Getting Laid Tonight? Flowchart Says NO.

Hello geeks and nerds of the online community. Yes, I am talking to you. Because I know you’re not having any sex since the Age of Mythology came upon you, or maybe Halo 3, I grabbed this simple flowchart from HolyTaco.com that will definitely help you ANTICIPATE failure and dampen the inevitable emotional breakdown you will be having in front of the computer with her Facebook “Beach Getaway” album open when you get back home. Printing out the image above maybe a good idea if you find yourself defying the odds and out on a real date. You can thank me, the god of “sure-fire sex after dinner”, later when all things turn out well. All the best.