No this is not the lifeline of a flu patient who took a pill of Advil for medication but accidentally washed it downed with a gallon of Hydrogenperoxide. Actually, the graph indicates how fast my wireless connection is exactly as I am typing these words. As good as dead right? Well my friends, death is a wireless broadband and I am currently connected to it. I will not drop any names in this blog though to avoid negative online reputation which will eventually…
SUN WIRELESS BROADBAND SUCKS LOOSE BALLS ON SUNDAY BINGO AT THE ELDERLY HOME! I mean come on man, the connection is so slow that if it were a track race against Dial Up connection, Dial Up would’ve circled the track twice and carry Sun Broadband on its back all the way to the finish line. I think growing a gray is common every time I wait for an online video to buffer. Now my patience is wearing thin so please allow me to rephrase and reiterate that first line. SUN SUCKS LOOSE, SKIN-FLAPPING, SHINY GRAY-HAIRED BALLS WITH CANCEROUS TUMOR ON SUNDAY BINGO AT THE ELDERLY HOME.
Hello geeks and nerds of the online community. Yes, I am talking to you. Because I know you’re not having any sex since the Age of Mythology came upon you, or maybe Halo 3, I grabbed this simple flowchart from HolyTaco.com that will definitely help you ANTICIPATE failure and dampen the inevitable emotional breakdown you will be having in front of the computer with her Facebook “Beach Getaway” album open when you get back home. Printing out the image above maybe a good idea if you find yourself defying the odds and out on a real date. You can thank me, the god of “sure-fire sex after dinner”, later when all things turn out well. All the best.
As I was listening to my LastFM, I saw this Mashable news feed om my Google Reader. Twitter had a home page redesign. Very Interesting right? So I immediately went to my Twitter profile (please do so now, but do log-out first or you won’t see it and you’ll feel stupid for about 2 minutes) and saw the great re-design. It’s Tweety bird! No wait, it’s a rubber ducky! No wait, wtf is that?
Below, we can see clearly the thing as a DUCK:
Anyway, it’s not about the design. It’s about the huge-ass search feature and popular topics in their #hashtag form. Twitter positions itself as a realtime search engine of social topics, trending and recent. The search-centric home page suggests to a new user an information driven tool. And as the headline tells it, “Share and discover what’s happening right now, anywhere in the world.” Now that’s awesomely written.
Little Halls Pond Cay in Nassau, Bahamas. 6 beaches, 1 lagoon and 45 acres of paradis (get it? paradis). Here’s how he came upon this beautiful place. “Like everything else in my life, it wasn’t planned, it just kind of happened. After I had done the first ‘Pirates’ movie I went on vacation to escape with my kiddies and my girl and someone said there was an island down the road for sale. I looked at it, I walked on it and I was done. So I immediately called my business manager and said ‘Please!’ And that was it.”
Easy as me stealing from a co-worker’s bag of chips. Well you would buy an island too, for $3.6M, if you’ve just earned $96M for a trio of movies you just did. Throw in 156-ft stream-powered boat and begin to set sail down yonder the Bahamas. Nyarrr.
Adam is diagnosed with Salivary-Cancer. Salivary tumors are extremely rare with an annualized incidence rate of 1.2 per 100,000 people. Hopefully, the tumor is benign and like what Adam said his voice shouldn’t get affected. The Beastie Boys could just go on making music forever.Read more about salivary-cancer here.
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