Life and Times

So there was the Inane Rambler and me at 1:30 in the afternoon preparing our Amazing Race station. See the brown thing I’m holding? That’s a ridiculously priced tanning lotion (so fag, I know).

See, I really hate my pale white skin. Why? Because girls think I’m gay just by looking at this whitey so-called conyo skin! So I went on a mission to totally darken it. Now after soaking as much sun as I could, it was an epic fail. All I got was sunburn. Now my back skin throbs like hell and instead of getting a tan, all I got is red. ****’in burnt red.

Ouch. Even my arms are so burnt.

My skin is a curse. And it’s not even tisoy white. It’s white-yellowish Korean skin. Ewww. And hey, you should see my legs. Double ewww. Why can’t I have surfer tan? Dammit. Blah, I go now. Till the next tanning moment, girls please. Don’t judge a man by his skin. Judge him by his…

Curls. Ay fabolous! Wahaha! Thanks Nan and Kupy for the pics.

Why must I be poor? If I have the money I’ll go straight to Surf World and buy a rack of Billabong boardshorts. After that, I’ll book myself to Club Panoly in Boracay and sip Jager filled cocktails while my Jetski is being prepared.

But no. I’m stuck here in the mud.

Positive thinking TJ. Think “the Secret”. Ask, Answer, Receive.

Bullshit. There ain’t no secret. There ain’t no law of attraction. The universe has no power. It’s just made out to be just, the universe. Maybe the universe is just lost as we are.

Ang init!!! How about cold Red Horse during siesta time? Arg. I so want to be in the beach right now. Well, in about a week there’s the company outing. But no, I want to go alone (or maybe with someone) to a special place, for a little peace of mind.

Ang init!!! I don’t know what I’m saying now. I think I’m passing out… Uh…

=p

Probably the worst social networking site ever.

Repeat after me. “Tseng”, Greg “Tseng”. =)