GYM Membership: Dude, This Is ABCORE! Part 2

Behold mortals… the AbCore!

Ok that may not be the best picture of the machine right there. But it just goes to show how great the AbCore is. Even Professor X uses it! Uhm, well the guy on the seat looks kinda dead right? But who knows, underneath that taxidermied facade lies a chiseled, Conan the Barbarian abdominal muscles. Looks can be deceiving you know. He might just be playing dead. Why? I don’t know. One does not question the Professor.

Anyway. When I saw the AbCore, I had the feeling that it would be the answer to my burgeoning belly. And my doubts were laid to rest when I saw this great testimonial about the AbCore:

Great huh? Now if I could just find one concrete web content that validates this Bob Taggart’s existence, since this guy also claims he won the 2003 Pan American championship. Without proof, this Bob could just be a pot-smoking store attendant at the sporting goods section of a Walmart.

Last night was my 3rd time working out. And I totally devote my time to the AbCore. It’s really really painful. But every time I feel like conceding to pain I recall the image I saw in the mirror and say to myself NO. I refuse to have the belly of a bingeing buddha. It’s all about motivation. Also, I daydream of lying down on the beach sand with COMPLETELY nude college girls dripping oil and massaging my six-pack. Oh yes. Wait, no! I’m only kidding. My real daydream is that, I’m walking down the beach holding the hands of my wonderful and pretty girlfriend Kat who I worship and love very much, while people notice that we are a healthy couple. That’s all really that I hope for. (*wink)

Now I’m sure it will take a long time for me to just develop a single ab. I have to first change my eating ways. Then, and only with the help of God, I’ll soon change my boozing ways. But as I try do all these things, the AbCore patiently waits for me to climb aboard her once again. Yes AbCore I say to you, six-pack it is. And this I promise, we shall work hard for the dream, so help me Bob Taggart.