So there was the Inane Rambler and me at 1:30 in the afternoon preparing our Amazing Race station. See the brown thing I’m holding? That’s a ridiculously priced tanning lotion (so fag, I know).
See, I really hate my pale white skin. Why? Because girls think I’m gay just by looking at this whitey so-called conyo skin! So I went on a mission to totally darken it. Now after soaking as much sun as I could, it was an epic fail. All I got was sunburn. Now my back skin throbs like hell and instead of getting a tan, all I got is red. ****’in burnt red.
Ouch. Even my arms are so burnt.
My skin is a curse. And it’s not even tisoy white. It’s white-yellowish Korean skin. Ewww. And hey, you should see my legs. Double ewww. Why can’t I have surfer tan? Dammit. Blah, I go now. Till the next tanning moment, girls please. Don’t judge a man by his skin. Judge him by his…
Curls. Ay fabolous! Wahaha! Thanks Nan and Kupy for the pics.
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